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- Well howdy there..
-
- First off, this tutorial is for True Beginners only. If you're already
- familiar with computers, go on, get out of here, you'll only ask viable,
- pertinent questions and confuse EVERYbody! If you really want to stay,
- fine, sit in the back row there, keep it down, and no spitballs.
-
- Second, I can only show you how I do things and let you take it from
- there. Everyone customizes their system differently. For now, do as I do
- and after you understand what and why you're doing it, you can change things
- to suit your own tastes.
-
- Third, the same goes true with software; I'm not making any product
- endorsements here. I had good advice when I bought Online!, Deluxe PaintII
- and ProWrite and have been more than happy with them. So all I can do is
- mention the software I use and you can do with it what you want. If I KNOW
- a piece of hardware or software is the best, or worst, I'll tell you.
-
- *
-
- As you can see by the length of this file, well, I like to gab. Or maybe
- more to the point, there's a heck of a lot to gab about. If you like short,
- quick summations I'll probably drive you crazy as I'm going to try and
- cover the subjects in depth, hopefully answering the bulk of the questions
- that are brought up by (seemingly) every new project. And, as you may have
- already noticed, I love long sentences.
-
- What I'll do here is try to retrace my own computer evolution and at some
- point you'll fit right in. I have a printer, modem and hard drive, so when
- I start talking about them, if you don't have one yet you'll have to put
- things on hold 'til you do. I also have a meg of Ram, so if you didn't buy
- the extra memory, shame on both you and the salesperson, go hock the VCR
- and buy it. If you also don't have df1, the second drive, well, I don't
- know what to say...shame on both of you again. Both the second drive
- and the meg of Ram are considered just part of your basic computer. You
- don't buy a graphics-oriented computer with only a little bit of memory, and
- you don't buy an Amiga if you only want to "run", as referred to "use", a
- computer. If you can only get the Ram or the drive for now, get the drive.
-
- If you have a 1000 you're probably already frustrated with the "permanent"
- 512K, but not much of the tutorial deals with big-byte stuff anyways, so
- settle back and have fun with the rest of us. We won't giggle. Promise.
-
- I guess I won't assume you've got a modem as this could have been given
- to you by a friend. Between a modem and a printer, well, it's close, but
- you should get the modem first. You CAN always use a pencil (gasp!) until
- you get the printer. The reason I say "it's close" is because at the
- beginning it's REALLY nice to be able to copy files like the Startup-
- Sequence to paper so you can have them in front of you. Even if it's an
- ultra-cheapie, dig up an old printer somewhere.
-
- Strange as it may sound, being as nice as they are, I actually don't
- encourage you to get a hard drive just yet. My roommate, my neighbor,
- countless people I see in their homes (I'm a handyman by trade), none of
- these people know doodly-squat about the actual operation of their systems.
- Why? Because they went out and spent the three or four grand, bought the
- half-assed Mac, Apple or IBM, got the hard drive with the original package
- and have absolutely no idea what bytes, storage, disk space, etcetera is all
- about. As an example, my roommate doesn't even know how many bytes one of
- his silly five-inch floppies holds! We, by contrast, will be very tuned-in
- to those 880 Kbytes our diskettes hold. We'll balance a new program's worth
- by both its merit as well as its byteage. Hard drives are great but there's
- a tremendous education in NOT having one for the first six months or so.
-
- Remember that, when people insist a hard drive is an integral part of
- any "real" computer. A hard drive is a more convenient storage system, no
- more. Anything that can be stored on a hard drive can be put on our disks.
- Consider that Myth #1 shattered.
-
- When and if you DO get a hard drive, try try try with all your financial
- might to swing a deal for 30 megs instead of 20..it makes a BIG difference.
-
- *
-
- I'd always thought personal computers were, like, the thing you had to
- have if you wanted to project your water bill through the year 2000, and
- other goals of that magnitude. And, I admit, I was right. Unless you had
- a small business, of course, which is Myth #2. The bottom line is that
- you're really much better off just hauling all the paperwork down to the
- accountant, letting him/her do the work, and use the computer for which
- this computer in particular was meant to do. Which is, of course, to have
- fun. When using your Amiga ISN'T fun, or at least interesting, even when
- learning *%$!&%! CLI language, then it's time you started up something new.
-
- *
-
- My own beginning was seeing Starglider being played at a house I was
- working at. I was just kind of peeking over the guy's shoulder, and sure,
- the graphics looked good, but it wasn't until he spotted some yellow thing
- and hauled over on the joystick that I said "Wow!", as his spaceship was
- yawing, pitching, rolling, the whole deal. If you have the game you most
- definitely know what I mean. Well, I still figured $1000 was a bit much for
- a (cough-cough) "video game", so I mosey'd on down to Federated to check out
- this Nintendo I'd been hearin' so much about. Wow, shoot a pistol at the TV
- screen? Sounds modern to ME!
-
- Suffice to say I was, well, disappointed.
-
- That was when the guy booted up, ahem, Silent Service. And on a
- Commodore 64, no less. Then on a 128. Then...on this guy.
-
- It was the instrument panel that wowed me. I mean, how do you argue with
- graphics like that after just playing a Nintendo game??
-
- But it was the Reality levels (as referred to "Difficulty" levels) that
- really convinced me. It was at that moment, reading how EVERYthing was in
- scale (ship speeds, turning radii, torpedo ranges, etc, etc), thinking about
- altering part of the scenario to increase the difficulty rather that just the
- same old fewer shots, smaller paddle, etc, that I really realized that com-
- putors had finally made it to the modern day, game-wise speaking.
-
- And then starts the confusion...what is this "Amiga"? Where's IBM? What
- about good ol' Apple, the one you secretly thought you'd own someday? For
- that matter, where was EVERYBODY ELSE??? (I keep trying to get the Atari ST
- honorable mention somewhere in here, but keep failing miserably..) Well,
- that whole story is yours to make heads or tails of as you can. The little
- guy is still so obscure and STILL so few shops sell it! I honestly feel
- lucky to have chanced upon it. If I'd been looking for a "computer" instead
- of a "fancy video game" chances are I would have ended up over at Computer-
- land buying a Mac.
-
- I won't even say "perish the thought".
-
- Hey, some things are obvious.
-
- *
-
- Since then I have had the, perhaps rare, good fortune of being able to
- spend every day from about 2 or 3 in the afternoon until I drop that night
- at this little rascal, barring occasional movie jags. There aren't many
- advantages to not having a girlfriend, wife, buddy, pet, child or debts but
- one of them is definitely having oodles of time. So I feel I have mastered
- the Workbench operations. Indeed, I, perhaps laughingly, call myself The
- BenchMaster in the other tutorials I've written and in the little help-notes
- I've included with programs that had need for a little extra documentation.
-
- It's a given that the people who write the programs and the docs for them
- don't know beans about being a True Beginner at this stuff. I mean, we're
- sitting here scratching our heads over bits, bytes and blocks..and these
- jokers expect us to know stuff they learned so long ago they've forgotten
- they know it. So if you chance upon some undocumented command or helpful tip
- while using a program, don't hesitate to include your own little helpnote
- with the program when you re-arc it for uploading. If it's pretty sizeable
- and/or important, feel free to upload it as a .txt file to the BBS's. With
- all the crazy aspiring hackers out there I'm kind of surprised there aren't
- more helpful-tip files around, mini-tutorials if you will. I was also
- disappointed not to find something like this floating around when I was just
- starting out a year ago and STILL haven't seen anything like it, so figured
- okay, might as well be me.
-
- So much for history.
-
- *
-
- My stuff:
-
- Amiga 500, 1 meg One meg sound like a lot? Wait 'til you start
- creating animations..surprise, you want two!
-
- Amiga 1080 monitor Standard issue. There are nicer ones around
- but big $$.
-
- Amiga 1010 external Couldn't claim it to be any better than other
- drive external drives.
-
- Avatex 1200hc modem Run-of-the-mill, they're all about the same. I
- should have gotten a 2400-baud.
-
- Epson EX-800 printer Color printer, not graphics-oriented but higher
- quality black & white. The workhorse.
-
- Sony STR receiver 40-watts, don't want much less than 30.
-
- I.M.Fried speakers Transmission-line bass very smooth, only 2-way,
- but okay for bench. Yes, the name's for real. And
- it's pronounced "Freed", you bozos.
-
- Teakwood disk rack Three rows with roll-top cover, holds about 120
- disks. Sounds like YOU'LL never have THAT many
- disks, right? Ha ha ha.
-
- Allsop disk racks (2) See above editorial comment. These are for storage.
-
- Wico joystick Gotta have a non-clicky type for games like
- Starglider and MarbleMadness.
-
- Suncom joysticks (2) Gotta have a clicky type for Firepower and
- FaeryTale. Extra one's for Firepower partner.
-
- Suncom monitor base It's okay, I guess. Had to re-glue the anti-skid
- pads back down, like that makes sense.
-
- 3-ring binders (5) for docs, drop-in files for game/program booklets, foot
- of books including DOS, Basic, hardware and software manuals, and...
- ...a tiny, insignificant, seldom-used little itty-bitty 30-meg Synergy
- hard drive. Hardly ever bother with it.
-
- *
-
- Okay, let's look at your set-up. Suffice to say that you definitely
- want a bench all to the computer; none of this placing-it-on-the-side-of-
- the-desk business. Go find seven feet of wallspace somewhere and claim it
- as your own.
-
- For now, you're probably still cussing at Commodore for making the
- thing so deep so that you need either this HUGE desk or you have to prop the
- damn monitor up on the edge of the Amiga and the whole thing is screwy.
- Well, not to worry! It's GREAT that it's so deep..it gives us table room!
- Obviously I'm talking about a 500 here..if you've got a 1000 or 2000, well,
- never mind. We're going to make a plexiglas table, complete with little
- legs, to sit across the top of the Amiga. It's simple, fun and cheap to
- make, it'll wow the crowd and completely MAKE your system. It gets
- rid of the one major fault with the mouse; that there's no table space to
- write on. Neat, eh? The instructions are a separate doc called SysCon, for
- System Construction. In it I've drawn up the plans for the entire computer
- bench as well as the plexitable.
-
- You go to the "trouble" (since no actual physical work is involved, I
- hesitate to use the word), you actually round up the plexi stuff, the glue,
- the cute little rubber feet, actually MAKE the dang thing, and you will feel
- very very very grateful and proud and practical and a whole bunch
- of good smart things. You will want to send me money for the grueling
- trail-blazing I had to do, for the year of toil and perseverance and
- sacrifice I had to make so that I could write this great tutorial for you.
- You will want to send poor semi-destitute me some of that extra cash you
- have in sheer gratitude and gratefulness for the knowledge and wisdom and
- joy I have brought into your life. You will WANT to send me money...
- ...but you can't. Sorry, tough luck, kid. I'm not Shareware.
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